Woody Allen

Joe Berlin

Natasha Lyonne

Djuna 'D.J.' Berlin

Goldie Hawn

Steffi Dandridge

Alan Alda

Bob Dandridge

Drew Barrymore

Skylar Dandridge

Edward Norton

Holden Spence

Julia Roberts

Von Sidell

Lukas Haas

Scott Dandridge

Gaby Hoffmann

Lane Dandridge

Natalie Portman

Laura Dandridge

Tim Roth

Charles Ferry

David Ogden Stiers

Holden's Parent

Billy Crudup

Ken

Robert Knepper

Greg

Diva Gray

Nanny

Patrick Cranshaw

Grandpa

Kevin Hagan

Doorman

Itzhak Perlman

Self

Trude Klein

Frieda

Isiah Whitlock, Jr.

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