Leslie Nielsen

Mr. Quincy Magoo

Kelly Lynch

Luanne LeSeur / Prunella Pegula

Matt Keeslar

Waldo Magoo

Nick Chinlund

Bob Morgan

Stephen Tobolowsky

Agent FBI Chuck Stupak

Ernie Hudson

Agent CIA Gus Anders

Jennifer Garner

Stacey Sampanahoditra

Malcolm McDowell

Austin Cloquet

Miguel Ferrer

Ortega Peru

L. Harvey Gold

Schmitt

Art Irizawa

Gosha

John Tierney

Hebzinski

Terence Kelly

McManus

Rick Burgess

Molinaro

Jerry Wasserman

Javier

Bill Dow

Museum Curator

Frank C. Turner

Ralston - Stage Manager

Monique Rusu

Rosita

Robert Metcalfe

Desk Clerk

Danny Steele

Tenor