John Patrick Jordan

Larnell

Brian Lloyd

Brett

Mitch Eakins

Bachman

Peter Stickles

Alistair

Christina DeRosa

Nurse Hookah

Amy Paffrath

Velicity

Robin Sydney

Luann

Irwin Keyes

The Killer

Sonny Carl Davis

Rabbit

Circus-Szalewski

Alien Bong (voice)

Dena Kollar

Angel Chick

Jacob Witkin

Gramps

Tara Spadaro

TV Chick

Michelle Mais

Evil Bong / Eebee (voice)

Chrissy Randall

Green Chick

Eden Modiano

Devil Chick