

Brash NYC policeman Officer Gunther Toody is partnered with stiff, by-the-book Officer Francis Muldoon to protect an important mafia witness prior to testifying against orgainzed crime in Brooklyn, all the while dealing with their personal lives, overbearing spouses, common criminals, arms dealers, and their officious boss Captain Anderson.

David Johansen
Officer Gunther Toody

John C. McGinley
Officer Francis Muldoon

Fran Drescher
Velma Velour

Nipsey Russell
Police Captain Dave Anderson

Rosie O'Donnell
Lucille Toody

Daniel Baldwin
Don Motti

Jeremy Piven
Herbert Hortz
Bobby Collins
Carlo (as Bobby C. Collins)

Louis Di Bianco
Nicco

Al Lewis
Leo Schnauzer
Barbara Hamilton
Mrs. Muldoon

Eliza Roberts
Boys in Blue Director (as Eliza Garrett)
Rik Colitti
Sgt. Abrams

Penn Jillette
Luther

Teller
Luther

Tone Loc
Hackman

Coati Mundi
Mambo Singer

Ellen-Ray Hennessy
Arlene

Sally Cahill
Brandy

Jackie Richardson
Madam
Bill Fishman
Peter Crabbe, Erik Tarloff, Ebbe Roe Smith, Peter McCarthy
Released