

Harry Williams, member of the rhythm & blues band, Bloodstone, is about to go onstage for a concert when he is hit on the head. The rest that follows is his dream. The four band members become conductors on a train filled with characters and (impersonated) actors from the 1930s, such as W.C. Fields, Dracula, and Scarlett O'Hara. Various songs are featured. The singing conductors are obliged to solve a mystery; Marlon Brando is murdering Nelson Eddy, Jeanette McDonald and others by suffocating them in his armpits. A wacky funeral, a fight with a gorilla, and the threat of being turned into a wax museum figure are all part of Harry's dream.
Willis Draffen Jr.
Self
Charles Love
Self
Charles McCormick
Self
Harry Williams
Self
Michael Payne
Producer / Eric
Guy Marks
Humphrey Bogart

Jay Robinson
Dracula

Phyllis Davis
Scarlett O'Hara
Jay Lawrence
Rhett Butler /Clark Gable

Roberta Collins
Jean Harlow
Bill Oberlin
W.C. Fields

John Myhers
Sheik

Tracy Reed
Saturday
Gerri Reddick
Rhythm Professor
Peter Ratray
Nelson Eddy
Ann Willis
Jeanette MacDonald
Elliot Robins
The Godfather /Marlon Brando /The Wild One
Peter Gonneau
Assistant Producer /Godson /Peter Lorre
Jack DeLeon
News reporter
Jessamine Milner
Benny
Charles R. Rondeau
Dan Gordon
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