

Max Solomon faces the awful truth that he will never be a writer. So, in a desperate attempt to find his true calling, he turns to crime. In this inventive comedy, three friends have their lives turned upside down when one of them realizes that larceny might be his best skill.

Spencer Berger
Max
Brian D. Phelan
Tommy

Gabriel Tigerman
Dave

Kerry Knuppe
Lucy

Jennifer Batter
Lauren

Ned Bellamy
Uncle Morris

Marta Martin
Rosa
Zach Cumer
Cousin Jeramiah
Danielle Arnold
Onion Dance Player
Donna Dewey
TV Reporter
Charles Thomas Doyle
Italian Restaurant patron
Tupper Cullum
Englehard
Monty Miranda
Spencer Berger
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