Stuart Ashen

Ashens

Richard Sandling

Richard

Warwick Davis

Himself

Robert Llewellyn

The Professor

Victoria Broom

The Maiden in Black

Chris Kendall

Nemesis

Millie Reeves

Ashley

Emma Croft

Counter Girl

Dan Tomlinson

Geoffrey Excellence

Mawaan Rizwan

Iqbal / Mother Iqbal

Sule Rimi

Chef Brilliance

Louis Waymouth

Knighthood

Stuart Matthews

Security Guard

Fawn Mead

The Fan

Thomas Atherton

Prisoner

Richard Ball

Revis

Christopher Bingham

Spoonboy

Mathew Buck

Film Brain

Larry Bundy Jr.

Guru Larry

Dick Bush

Nurse