

When his favorite television show is canceled, Henry Pinkle is driven over the edge and decides to commit suicide. Then he meets Sam Bones, a mysterious agent who promises happiness and stardom if he follows his instructions.

Michael St. Gerard
Henry Pinkle

John P. Ryan
Sam Bones

Maureen Teefy
Wendy / Seductive Television Voice Over (voice)
Thomas Newman
Night Watchman
Dana Dantine
Newscaster #1
Duncan Roulend
Newscaster in the Editing Room
Robert Resnick
Newscaster #2
Angel Santana
Newscaster #3
Renza Mizbani
Anchorman

Donald Paul Pemrick
Anchorman
Andy Hart
Interviewed Boy
Sandra Lee
Interviewed Girl
John-Emmanuel Gartmann
Newscast Extra
Imogene Grant
Newscast Extra
Kathy Andrews
Final Anchorwoman
Nancy Kaufman
Dead Julie
Simone Fievez
Game Show Hostess
Paul Kaufman
Dead Person #1 at Dinner Table
Rory J. Aylward
Dead Person #2 at Dinner Table
Chuck Hart
Dead Person #3 at Dinner Table
Alexander Cassini
Alexander Cassini
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